And I'd like to see librarians using stunguns on "muawiyah"s. Maybe it'll shock some sense into you... although I doubt it.
Ever since I saw the youtube video of the student getting tasered in California I have dreamed of us getting tasers at my university library.
Librarians would learn to behave themselves around the patrons (such an old fashioned word) if they believed them to be armed with tasers.
Funny, but not nice!