LOLOLOLOL! I have never heard it put this way! Good heavens, you're very funny and a very wise teenager!
You made one big mistake, though. You said that she is a woman.... Well, IT is not, and dont ask me; I don't know what IT is!
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Nope, not a teen, almost twice that actually.
Like I said, just my opinion and I agree, she is NO woman.