Personally, I think if Billy Joel were wearing Mossy Oak Breakup cammo with face paint, driving a 4x4 with a Remmington 700 .30-06 in a gun rack, he'd still be an effeminate little sissy. Then to follow up with the little purple queer Princess at halftime...was this the Super Bowl or the Tossed Salad Bowl?
Now, Charlie Daniels doing the National Anthem and Ted Nugent for halftime a** kickin' entertainment...that would've been worth watching. As it is, I watched neither.
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Are you aware that before he became a famous singer, that Billy Joel was a boxer?