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1 posted on 02/04/2007 8:04:33 AM PST by nuconvert
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Halftime show = Prince? whose idea was that???

Did they accidentally get a 15 year old magazing and throw darts at it to select?


2 posted on 02/04/2007 8:10:50 AM PST by Mr. K (Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help...)
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Prince -- who is, physically, smaller than the average NFL player's protective cup --

< laughing myself into an asthma attack> Barry is wonderful (when he's not being nasty to Tom Tancredo, that is!)

3 posted on 02/04/2007 8:11:31 AM PST by Fairview
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Pretty much expressed my opinion of the day's events, only much better.


4 posted on 02/04/2007 8:12:50 AM PST by mtbopfuyn (I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
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Dr. Gropenfinger won the 1998 Nobel Peace Prize for Science for discovering that beer prevents heart disease.

Proof at last. (Click, pop, gulp.)

5 posted on 02/04/2007 8:20:53 AM PST by CPOSharky (Year = 365 days. muzzy 'most holy' days = 450. Go figure.)
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Is Dave Barry writing columns again? That would be fantastic.


6 posted on 02/04/2007 8:27:00 AM PST by Turbopilot (iumop ap!sdn w,I 'aw dlaH)
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Nipplage!! How I miss his weekly columns and his ability to make me laugh out loud.


8 posted on 02/04/2007 8:27:58 AM PST by 3AngelaD (ic.)
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To: Boxsford; Irish Rose; kitkat; Ditter; Pan_Yans Wife

pong


10 posted on 02/04/2007 8:33:11 AM PST by nuconvert ([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business] (...but his head is so tiny...))
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One of the many bets you can place in Las Vegas on the Super Bowl this year -- I am not making this up -- is whether the Anthem will go over, or under, one minute and 42 seconds.

He 'ain't' kidding. Yesterday for the 1st time in my life I went to one of those 'Vegas Line Odds' websites. The stuff you can bet on is - to me - absurd.

It reminded me of something a friend once said one Friday when we were all at Arlington Park Race Track (thoroughbreds) and one race had 5 horses and they were all Maidens. He said:

"Anyone who places a bet on this race has a serious gambling problem."
Anyway these places are like that. I think one 'Line Bet' was on when Manning would pick his nose. IIRC the over-under was 10 minutes.
11 posted on 02/04/2007 8:38:20 AM PST by Condor51 (Where's Attila The Hun when you need him? [sit down Rudy. You &%$% undecided 'republican'])
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The NFL actually has a regulation on how big your "tv screen" can be. If you are watching it from a video projector at home with your friends, you'll have to send your friends home.

Better send that widescreen hi-def tv back to Best Buy too.

17 posted on 02/04/2007 9:21:25 AM PST by weegee (No third term. Hillary Clinton's 2008 election run presents a Constitutional Crisis.)
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John Kerry probably read the line about Vince Lombardi and the giant flamingoes and said, "I was there at Lambert Field when he did it!"


18 posted on 02/04/2007 1:25:42 PM PST by Verginius Rufus
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