Me drink Arizona fruit punch, spiked with Spanish red wine.
"Coke ad good..."
A commercial stressing "LOVE?"
It's about time!
I am so tired of all the violent commercials...haven't seen any tonight, but every day I see too many.
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Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago park when a crazed Rottweiler suddenly attacks one of the boys. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.
A reporter is standing by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Sox Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he writes in his notebook. "But I'm not a Sox fan either," the little boy replies.
"Sorry, but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says the reporter. He starts writing again.
The reporter starts writing again.
"Young Cubs' Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Cubs' fan," says the little boy.
The reporter replies "Sorry, but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were"
"Bears Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack," he writes in his notebook. "I'm not a Bears fan either," says the boy.
"Oh ... I assumed everyone in Chicago was either for the Sox, Cubs or Bears. What
team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Colts' fan," the boy replies.
The reporter starts a new sheet in this notebook and writes:
"BOY FROM INDIANA KILLS BELOVED FAMILY DOG"