Mr. Elwood: Why are black victims more valuable when attacked by whites? Are black victims attacked by other blacks less traumatized? Are they less dead when murdered by other blacks? Yes, those are ridiculous questions, but not as ridiculous as the perceived lack of self-respect when our community leaders fail to pursue and hold those people accountable inside our communities who are preying upon us. According to research, blacks are more than seven times more likely to be assaulted by other blacks
My imagined Mr. Glover's response: These black thugs preying on other Blacks are only acting out the evil white patriarchy they've been enslaved under. It's pouring out of them, they are acting as zombies under 200 years of white man's rule; it's in the blood now. It's not their fault. It's the legacy of slavery. For $100,000 which I will give to Hugo Chavez, invite me to Durham to clean up the mess left by the whitey named Nifong. Blacks in Durham only voted him into office because they too are down-to-the-bone infected with the results of slavery, and just can't say no the the white man."
Don't know if you watch TVLand, but yesterday was that kind of stuff all day on a show called, "That's what I'm talking about". Glover, Spike Lee, Sharpton, and the like were on almost all day.
What angry, racist black men have to do with classic TV shows, I have no idea.