Hehehe, that reminds me of what Voltaire said to his doctor on his death bed with utter desperation, "I am abandoned by God and man. I will give you half of what I am worth if you will give me six months of life. Then I shall go to hell and you will go with me, oh, Christ, oh, Jesus Christ!"
Credit to: world net daily
A later fabrication by priests eager to discredit Voltaire. the whole story