The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Thank-you. I never get tired of Chuch Norrisisms. They always make me laugh. =D