Where would we ever be without the ever loving watchful eye and caring hand of our friendly state officials? They know so much more than we. They are so much smarter, wiser, caring,,, they only eat perfect foods, and drink the finest water. Their clothes are knit with the finest gold by little angels sent from God. When they pass by in their special SUV's, birds sing and butterflies flutter. The clouds part and the sun rays shine down upon their faces as they speak their commands! I can barely look upon them as they speak,, I know how unworthy I am,, I feel so ashamed in my simple minded ways!
ROTFLMBO!!!!
Meanwhile the rest of us great unwashed masses can only gaze on in rapt wonder and awe.
And the scary part?
That's not satire. They believe it.
Just keep watchin' our taxes go up...