[Alter Kaker]

Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could go back to the sexual standards of the forties and fifties, where virgin marrying virgin was the rule rather than the exception?

You weren't alive back then, where you? Or, if you were, you lived amongst a very different group of people.

[Palladin]

Of course, I was alive. My wife and I were virgin marrying virgin in 1954. We never had to worry about AIDS or STD's.

We've had a beautiful life together for 52 years.

Today, the typical college girl, according to research by Planned Parenthood, has at least 6 sexual partners during the four years of college.

Who want to eat off another man's dirty dishes?