Where else do they have to go? I tell you what: lower the drinking age and let them go to bars. They couldn't behave any worse, and if they drink enough they will pass out, thus cutting down on the time they have to annoy the rest of us. Get this, Librarians: libraries are not holding tanks for miserable kids. If that is all they are being used for, then shut them down.
No need to shut them down. Keep them open, sell off the books, which they will never read anyway, and turn them into "juvenile study centers." I cannot see any need for public libraries in our day and age. Do I "really" need a taxpayer funded institution, for god's sakes, to go and check out a battered up dog-eared copy of East of Eden?
Liquor licenses for libraries.......