If Rush were to somehow win (absolutely IMPOSSIBLE, given the far left makeup of the Nobelites running that scam), I would love to see him do one of two things:
a.) refuse to accept it, saying that to accept an award from an organization which went out of it's way to give the same award to Jimmy Carter would be an affront to any sense of human decency, or:
b.) accept it, step to the podium and say "On behalf of the memory of the late President Ronald Wilson Reagan, who was instrumental in winning the Cold War, and securing freedom for the former Soviet satellite nations of Eastern Europe, I accept this award and will deliver it to former First Lady Nancy Reagan, to be displayed at the gravesite of our honored 40th President"
As much as I would enjoy (a), I would thoroughly enjoy (b) because those America-hating freaks would have a mass stroke and keel over.
Ahhhh, if we only lived in such a world where such things could happen. ;)
I think the mass stroke would occur when the news of Rush winning came out. The Reagan statement would serve to finish off any lefty survivors.
Yasser Arafat.