We'd need a new kind of hospice, along the lines of Buchenwald, that could perform the required tortures.
George Felos would make a fine resident manager. He could have a couple of stuffed animals to put beside patients while the photographers watched beatific dying experiences. Of course he'd have to jerk the teddy bears away from patients at the last moment. Those things aren't cheap.
I think they should have an ice chips machine in the lobby. You know, like animal feed you buy at petting zoos. For a buck you get a little cup of ice chips to ease grandma's dying agony.
They may be able to use the talents of John Evander Couey who showed his Felos-like compassion by including a stuffed dolphin in the bag with little Jessica before burying her alive, tenderly.
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