Meanwhile, they found the loophole in the laws against assisted suicide and euthanasia, and are pouring through it like an armored division exploiting a gap in enemy lines. All you have to do is make a feeding tube "medical care" and the unconscious patient can then "refuse" it -- with a little bit of helpful lying by lawyers and heirs. Suicide may be illegal and assisted suicide assuredly is illegal -- everywhere but Oregon. But the patient has liberty rights under the penumbra of emanations of Griswold to refuse liquid and food via his feeding tube.
Your agents, lawyers and doctors all stand ready to help put you down by dehydration / starvation. It takes only two weeks or so of hideous torture. Sign up today. We have the forms right here.
Death with dignity, huh?