I have an announcement for all lurking trolls.
http://www.sdcitybeat.com/article.php?id=5405&atype= *ACLU WORKSHOPS at the California Western School of Law, 350 Cedar St., Downtown, 619-515-1589. From 3-7:30 p.m. Saturday, Feb. 24, join the American Civil Liberties Union of San Diego & Imperial Counties for its first-ever membership conference which includes four workshops on the death penalty, immigrant rights, presidential abuse of power and reproductive and end-of-life rights.
Don't miss this meeting. The ACLU will bring you up to date on the latest techniques for trolling pro-life sites such as Free Republic. They'll teach you all the latest code words for euthanasia and abortion. They'll give you tips on how to point out the hypocracy of killing mass murderers while allowing innocent (though inconvenient or useless) people to live. They'll provide you with convincing arguments for spending our tax dollars on criminals from other countries, instead of squandering all that money on our most vulnerable citizens. They'll show you how upholding our Constitution is an abuse of presidential power, and how certain judges should have the power to order the executions of useless eaters. They'll explain our Constitutional right to kill babies and other useless eaters, and show that imagined right to life is nothing more than a myth. They'll explain to you how wrong all the scientists are in claiming that human offspring is human, and not some lifeless blob.
All this, and more! Come one. Come all.
You do not want to miss this seminar. It will provide you with enough material to keep on trolling for months and years to come.
>> You do not want to miss this seminar.
Pssst. I need the exact time and geographic coordinates for this meeting so that I can schedule the earthquake.