It's 1969, you're on The Point of a patrol in Moc Hoa. You see a Yogi Bear Doll on the street. A familiar kid's toy. It's cute. Do you pick it up?
Not even a valid comparison.
Throw your straw man somewhere else.
I didn't pick stuff up when I was on patrol in Macedonia, Bosnia, Kuwait, or Afghanistan either.
But hey, if you want to continue your Moc Hoa flashbacks, and freak out whenever your agent orang acts up Eddie, don't let me stop ya.
Oh good god, quit trying to portray this as a threat!!!
When terrorists start planting bombs on bridges and subways in America, then you'll have a point. The fact is that you fell for the hysterical media coverage and now you are trying to justify your fear by presenting these absurd hypotheticals.
You're comparing a jungle war patrol booby trap to a lite-brite movie handbill?
Get a grip on yourself.
And change your panties, I think you wet 'em.