There are these cylindrical things outside my office building
right now that some folks are calling "just harmless trash cans." And I've seen more than one water bottle supposedly "abandoned" in the food court of the office building next block over. And there are these supposed "bicycles" all over the place that are
chained to street signs, and lots of cars idling at the curb that some people claim are "just taxi-cabs."
HA!! I know better.
(I don't about you, but I'm putting on a helmet.)