You are taking this way too seriously. The point is that no reasonable person would view a little neon sign as something of a threat. This probably started with one person making a phone call, then when the media caught wind of it it spread out of control like a wildfire.
Never underestimate the stupidity and vanity of the average American. This is evident in your tagline.
Now you have stepped over the line.
Beerfest could be one of the greatest movies ever.
I know you will say its some french movie about homosexuals romping naked in Cannes, but its not.
If you have not seen Beerfest, I suggest you watch it and then you can talk.
Otherwise, go to Sundance and bring your Astroglide!