I guess if an immigrant making Mooninite figures on a homemade Lite-Brite while acting as a paid employee of Cartoon Network, then placing said Lite-Brites in several cities around the country leads the city of Boston to go on high alert and basically grind commerce to a halt and subsequently label this poor guy as a terrorist mastermind and threaten Cartoon Network with lawsuits out the wazoo . . .
Which then further leads to calls to God and Jesus to save us all, then yeah, we're in bad shape (not a slam on you in any way; as a fan of the Aqua Teens, I just find this episode funny in a sad kind of way).
Episode? Hmmm... has somebody started a pool on when ATHF airs an episode parodying this incident.
These things were not made from a Lite-Brite. They were made with LEDs wired into place. You can tell that just by looking at them. No way you are going to get the kind of brightness you need from a couple of D-Cells through a Lite-Brite.
The design of these things was not accidental. They were not cobbled together by some dumb kid. They were designed to attract attention from people who have been trained to look for bombs.
You play with fire, you get burned. Burn, baby, burn.
I never realised so many adults watched cartoons.