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SONG PARODY: Teddy Bears Picnic (celebrate on Jan. 20): Your Opinion/Questions Miscellaneous Keywords: JAN 20 - HOOOOOOOORAY!!!!!
Source: DOUG FROM UPLAND - Song Parodies
Published: 1-2001 Author: Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 01/14/2001 10:51:38 PST by doug from upland

It’s January the twentieth…we’re waiting for Bill’s removal
The SWAT team has been sent in to help…it’s done without his approval

It’s finally through…it’s hard to believe
It now is time for lefties to grieve
Today we watch the great White House fumigation

The actions of the First Witch we know are certainly quite revealing
They look into Rodham’s carpetbag…the silverware she is stealing

It’s finally through…it’s hard to believe
It now is time for lefties to grieve
Today we watch the great White House fumigation

Willy really is furious…Wolfie Blitzer is curious
He is wondering why…oh why…they’re not begging Willy to stay
It’s the worst of all tragedies…he is begging, “Oh, pretty please”
And so Wolfie has warned…yes, he’s warned…that his hunger strike starts today

No one’s really surprised to find…Jesse’s there and he’s lost his mind
As he screams to “Stay out da bushes” he looks like some circus clown
Is this screwball ingesting drugs?…as he leads a parade of thugs
And he’s swearing to all…yes, to all…he is gonna shake someone down

The locksmith’s waiting out in his truck…new locks he will be installing
Now Bill has started to panic…and Ruth Bader Ginsburg he’s calling

It’s finally through…it’s hard to believe
It now is time for lefties to grieve
Today we watch the great White House fumigation

Chemical trucks line the street
To see a great big tent, oh wouldn’t that be so very sweet
Workers put on gloves and mask
They wonder if they’re up to such a sticky task
Law enforcement’s had enough
And so the FBI gives Willy its last command
They drag him out while kicking and screaming and what is this we see?
Bill’s pants are down…what’s that in his hand?

(musical interlude)