[Marie]

OK, that's it. We must all put in our wills... "In the event of my death, please post a notice to FreeRepublic. Make sure you put "vanity" in the title so the notice doesn't get flamed. *Whatever* you do, DON'T put the notice in "breaking news" or the mods'll get mad... I don't want to get banned."

[scott7278]

You forgot to add -- "Don't use an account that was created that day, lest you be called a newbie troll."