?!?!? Richard Reid wasn't doing anything for an ad agency. Oh, I see another non-sequitur.
If you want to play stupid while we're at war with real enemies who want to kill us please don't ride on my plane, train, taxi, or even walk on the sidewalk in front of my house.
Tell you what. Go find the biggest bed you possibly can. Buy it. Put some nice sheets on it, get a big fluffy comforter (make sure it has unicorns or some fluffy animal on it), climb under the sheets, pull them over your head, and stay there.
You sound like a dangerous guy to be near.
Yeah, freedom will do that to you. And when the case is dismissed against these two by any sane jury (which it will be), you can come out from under the covers and whine about how marketing that you don't understand is really a tool of the terrorists.
You gotta' be kidding.
You are defintely too young to remember "New Coke".