Never mind.
Shep Smith o-smith-o-smitha here. What's with these new terrorist "hooks devices?", and why do they say we shouldn't worry about them? Hooks can be dangerous. When I was a kid, I remember trying to catch fish, and I wouldn't use worms because they were just too squirmy and I didn't like stabbing them, but I used fish hooks, and once I got one stuck in my finger, and it hurt so bad I cried and cried until my mommie kissed it and made me feel better, but I haven't been able to fish since.
And not just fish hooks. I remember that evil guy who treated those boys so bad, Captain Hook, he had that big hook, and it struck fear in the hearts of people everywhere -- it's the perfect terrorist weapon, reminding us of the fears of our youth. So we shouldn't dismiss these "hooks devices" as being harmless, becuase....
"What's that? Not Hooks? Hoax? Oh, "Hoax Devices", as in "not real", not "Hooks Devices".
Never mind.
I suspect the "hoaxer" is going to find out that people in general, and the legal system in particular, do not have a well-developed sense of humor about this kind of thing.
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And what's all this I hear about Shave the Whales? Don't whales have a hard enough life without worrying about being caught and shaved? Aren't there more important things to worry about than shaving whales?
What's that? Not "Shave the Whales'?
Oh, "SAVE the Whales - not "Shave the Whales"!
Never mind.