Hey Asshole!
BZZZZT off
I don't see how being afraid of blinking lights due to the fact that the terrorists have you so uptight means you should call me such as that.
People are asking that other people be jailed for putting patently harmless devices in public view.
Bombs go boom. Plastic goes thud, and only when you drop it.
If an individual believes this to be a jailable offense, then the terrorists have won, and we should just give up.
If the devices had a bright red tube labeled "TnT" attached, that would be different. But they did not. There is nothing scary about plastic and LED's.