"Anyway, this is NOT a good time to play games with threats."
But what was the threat?
Are you stoned?
What would you do if there was an unknown package in your car?
Sheesh! If the children want to play, let them go back to the "panty raids" of the 1950's.
We live in very dangerous times. If I saw someone planting a "package" where I live I would kill them and worry about the consequences afterwards.