To: Lunatic Fringe
Some advertising executive is sitting at home this evening saying "As God as my witness I thought Turkeys could fly".
366 posted on
01/31/2007 2:58:00 PM PST by
armymarinemom
(My sons freed Iraqi and Afghan Honor Roll students.)
To: armymarinemom
It's a helicopter, and it's coming this way. It's flying something behind it, I can't quite make it out, it's a large banner and it says, uh - Happy... Thaaaaanksss... giving! ... From ... W ... K ... R... P!! No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!
367 posted on
01/31/2007 2:58:57 PM PST by
Lunatic Fringe
(Yeah, yeah... my FReeper name is quite approriate, come up with something new.)
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