Oh, well, you can always move to Mexico, NL (unless of course, I think your idea of a good time is to have Mexcio move HERE).
non se·qui·tur (nŏn sĕk'wĭ-tər, -tur') n.
1) An inference or conclusion that does not follow from the premises or evidence.
2) A statement that does not follow logically from what preceded it.
[Latin nôn sequitur, it does not follow : nôn, not + sequitur, third person sing. present tense of sequî, to follow.]