[DainBramage]

If your child toilet papered a house you would change your mind.

[tdscpa]

That is not vandalism. That is a prank. I used to do stuff like that.

Soap my windows, tp my trees, even burn a sack of dog crap on my porch, OK. I will clean it up, cuss a little, and remember back to when I was a kid.

Steal my golf cart from a shed and leave it upside-down in a pond, spray my white stucco office building with obscenities in black paint, or use your car to spin "donuts" on my newly planted front lawn if you have the balls. I have the guns and will use them if I catch you in the act.