[Paulus Invictus]

Wranglers? That confirms it! ID is an oddity for sure. As for SLC, I avoid the place like the plague. The air pollution is now close to fatal and the traffic is too often a sure attractor for ambulances and hearses. Utahns wear Wranglers only in the rural areas, like Ogden. As for the libs--keep them as far from the West as possible, but they already infest the west coast, so how do we keep them away from our selected paradises? Guns maybe?

[wku man]

However it's done, it should be done with extreme violence! I suggest checkpoints on all roads leading in, where the occupants are scanned for their "conservability". If libs are discovered, they are automatically fitted with explosive collars, as in The Running Man. If they try to slip back into Idaho (or Utah, Montana, Wyoming, etc.) the electromagnetic "fence" surrounding the state would cause the collars to detonate, thus ridding the world of one more Left Coast lib.

Any Left Coast conservative asking for political asylum, and able to prove persecution, will be welcomed with open arms, given a new Idaho wardrobe (Wranglers, flannel shirts, and hiking boots!), a hunting rifle, and a one year complete season "Sportsman's Package" hunting and fishing permit, so they can catch up on the finer parts of life they've been missing in Kali, etc. They would also receive a generous trade in value on their hybrids and Mini-Coopers, provided they bought big, beefy pickups.

Just some ideas, anyway!

Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!