When the mussies take a dump,they don't use paper(that's not halal!)They wash their bums with water instead.
(That's the damn truth!)
Given certain diets, paper just wouldn't be adequate to the "issues" involved.
HF
The Koran says they should use an odd number of stones (best) but they can use any object they find on the ground. Maybe this bidet bum washing is a newer tradition, a result of complaints by Muslims that the "believer" in front of them had ka-ka matted in his butt hairs, or skid marks. Or perhaps the bidet is needed for students to clean up after private lessons from the Imam, how about to clean up AFTER prayers? all that prostrating, especially if they have the flu Is know to cause anal discharge, and according to one hadith, little nuggets left on the mosk floor.
Ruling on using sea-shells to clean oneself after defecating
Question: Are sea-shells considered to be among the bones which we are not permitted to use to clean ourselves after defecating?
Answer: Praise be to Allaah.
We put this question to Shaykh Muhammad ibn ‘Uthaymeen, who replied:
No, rather it is permissible to use them because of the hadeeth, “For you is every bone over which the name of Allaah was pronounced [when the animal was slaughtered].” And these shells are not slaughtered, so they are not like animals which we are permitted to eat, over which the name of Allaah is pronounced at the time of slaughter, and the bones of which we are forbidden to use to clean ourselves after defecating, because they are the food of the Muslim jinn, as stated in the hadeeth quoted above.
And Allaah knows best.
"When the mussies take a dump,they don't use paper(that's not halal!)They wash their bums with water instead.
(That's the damn truth!)"
Sicko bastards!
As a piont of fact, the Queeran specifies that one wipe ones anus with three, five or seven smooth stones. It is, after all, a desert religion and smooth rocks were available rather more than water.
Islam seems to have a tad of numerology in it, along with many other delusional thought modes. Or, perhaps Big Mo (a pox be upon him), liked odd numbers as much as he liked other odd things - like sex with nine year olds, raping the daughters of men whose heads he ordered cut off in front of the daughters immediately prior to the rapes, ad nauseam.