Here is the reason why I am neither a muslim, jew or vegetarian.
Do you have a smoker, by any chance?
'Cause if you do, Bacon Man can tell you how to make something called "pig candy," which I have yet to try but which I understand just might be God's favorite food.
It's bacon dipped in sugar, with a little cayenne pepper sprinkled on, and then smoked.
Bacon says it's the best food EVER, and I tend to believe him.
Amen!