[JerseyDvl]

Hillary: "I thought it first"

Osama Obama:"I said it first"

H: "Well, you have big floppy Dumbo ears and purple lips!"

O: "And your cankles are the same diameter as your thighs....PIAPS."

H: "Have you ever been to Fort Marcy Park? It really is a lovely day!"

[Paved Paradise]

You're pretty good with the dialog there.