[Teacher317]

The difference between cats and dogs:
a cat will rend you to pieces if it is big enough (after toying with you and torturing you psychologically for about an hour)...
a dog will love and obey you, no matter how big it is (unless it has been psychologically tortured).

[SeeSalt]

"The difference between cats and dogs:"



...a dog needs a master!
...a cat needs a stuff!