[Yudan]

I'm all for, say, sawing them in half. Seriously. Rip them from stem to stern with a ShopSmith band saw.

[Nervous Tick]

>> Rip them from stem to stern with a ShopSmith band saw.

S-L-O-W-L-Y.

[MHGinTN]

How about using the method preferred by so many democrats ... punch a hole in the back of his skull and stick in a cannula to suck out his brains, then just chop him up for tissue sales to research university programs.

[andyssister]

That sounds fair to me.

[ccmay]

Rip them from stem to stern with a ShopSmith band saw.

Stern to stem would be better; they'd have longer to contemplate their fate.