I'm going to start marketing a Jimmy Carter energy drink. You start out feeling fresh and honest, then develop a malaise, after which people's opinion of you goes straight to hell. You keep popping up everywhere, even places where you don't belong, and making a fool of yourself. I just have to figure out what ingredients to put into the drink to achieve the desired effect.
Prune juice... would be the drink for Ol' Liver-Lips.