[Stoat]

I love Flying-J! I burn a lot of their gas, and they have the best corn dogs.

"sigh"  Unfortunately, the closest Flying J to the stoat cave is about 40 miles away, and there are no Sinclair or Kwik-Fill stations in The People's Republic of Washington State where I am imprisoned..

Corn dogs are an essential item in the Food Pyramid, ranking right up toward the top near chocolate, if my memory serves.  I now have concerns that my nutrition will suffer, being so far away from the Flying J corndogs.

I thought that there was already enough to worry about, what with terrorism and the Dems, but now there's this.

 

[Petronski]

To my vegetarian wife's deep dismay, I always stop for a tank of fuel and a corndog at the Flying J. The closest is 40 miles, and the second closest is between us and Long Island. Thus, it's a rare treat.

Who knows, maybe they ship?


;OD

[Petronski]

Oh hell, what am I thinking?

It's more like 60 miles to the nearest.

Alas and alack...