Then she'd scream all the louder, and the child abuse charges would fly from whatever liberals were seated nearby!
There was a comedian some years ago with a bit about wearing seatbelts on a plane.
"I'm in a hollow metal tube with wings on it under the command of a guy named "Bob" traveling in excess of 400 MPH descending at a 45 degree angle straight for the earth and I'm pretty sure we're not gonna MISS... but I'm not worried, cause I got my seatbelt on."