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Cruise 'is Christ' of Scientology
Sun online ^ | January 23, 2007 | EMILY SMITH

Posted on 01/23/2007 9:43:34 AM PST by null and void

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To: null and void
Pitiful....


81 posted on 01/23/2007 10:05:33 AM PST by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: null and void

They are just trying to save him because he has been bankable.


82 posted on 01/23/2007 10:05:40 AM PST by freekitty
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To: RebelBanker

I don't doubt it, but what about wife. Perhaps he is bisexual.


83 posted on 01/23/2007 10:06:17 AM PST by mel
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To: null and void
Gee, why didn't they call him the next Muhammad?
84 posted on 01/23/2007 10:07:29 AM PST by pieceofthepuzzle
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To: null and void

I really have no idea what Scientology entails (as far as the worship etc part). I know there is a center on the west side of Manhattan (in the theater district) and they put folks through this so-call psychology testing (they call it clearing)--for a price of course. I have seen Hubbard's book around, but never bothered to do anything with it except for a brief perusal. Fill me in folks.


85 posted on 01/23/2007 10:08:47 AM PST by brooklyn dave (I face Mecca 5 times a day and all I see is some guy's tuchas.)
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To: snarks_when_bored

I have Latent procrastinator Syndrome. I was gonna go to the dr. but I thought I'd wait and see..........


86 posted on 01/23/2007 10:09:14 AM PST by Red Badger (Rachel Carson is responsible for more deaths than Adolf Hitler...............)
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To: EveningStar
I see another episode of SouthPark coming on....

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87 posted on 01/23/2007 10:09:34 AM PST by stm (Believe 1% of what you hear in the drive-by media and take half of that with a grain of salt)
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To: brooklyn dave

Check out the link in post #1.


88 posted on 01/23/2007 10:09:54 AM PST by null and void (<----- Shocked and odd...)
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To: ModelBreaker

"Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views."

Yeah, plenty of difference between "critcised" and "crucified".


89 posted on 01/23/2007 10:10:07 AM PST by Wyatt's Torch (I can explain it to you. I can't understand it for you.)
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To: pieceofthepuzzle
Gee, why didn't they call him the next Muhammad?

That would make the møøselimbs mahdi...

90 posted on 01/23/2007 10:11:25 AM PST by null and void (<----- Shocked and odd...)
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

LOL


91 posted on 01/23/2007 10:12:08 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: brooklyn dave
Oh, and run, don't walk away...
92 posted on 01/23/2007 10:12:37 AM PST by null and void (<----- Shocked and odd...)
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To: null and void

Hilarious!


93 posted on 01/23/2007 10:13:22 AM PST by veronica (http://z8.invisionfree.com/Tears_of_a_Kloughn/index.php?showforum=1)
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To: veronica

Still have your hankie? You might need it again...


94 posted on 01/23/2007 10:14:44 AM PST by null and void (<----- Shocked and odd...)
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To: null and void
This might be a good start:



"Marvin, my Marvin, why have you forsaken me?"
95 posted on 01/23/2007 10:14:55 AM PST by stm (Believe 1% of what you hear in the drive-by media and take half of that with a grain of salt)
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To: null and void
I thought you had a vowel movement...

 


96 posted on 01/23/2007 10:15:12 AM PST by snarks_when_bored
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97 posted on 01/23/2007 10:16:09 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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"It all began 75 million years ago. Back then, there was a galactic federation of planets which was ruled over by the evil Lord Xenu. Xenu thought his galaxy was overpopulated, and so he rounded up countless aliens from all different planets, and then had those aliens frozen. [At this point, the text "This is what Scientologists actually believe" appears on the screen, and stays on the screen for the rest of this sequence.] The frozen alien bodies were loaded on to Xenu's galactic cruisers, which looked like DC-8s, except with rocket engines. The cruisers then took the frozen alien bodies to our planet, Earth, and dumped them into the volcanoes of Hawaii. The aliens were no longer frozen, they were dead. The souls of those aliens, however, lived on, and all floated up towards the sky. But the evil Lord Xenu had prepared for this. Xenu didn't want their souls to return, and so he built giant soul catchers in the sky. The souls were taken to a huge soul brain-washing facility, which Xenu had also built on Earth. There the souls were forced to watch days of brain-washing material, which tricked them into believing a false reality. Xenu then released the alien souls, which roamed the Earth aimlessly in a fog of confusion. At the dawn of man, the souls finally found bodies which they could grab on to. They attached themselves to all mankind, which still, to this day, causes all of our fears, our confusions and our problems."

98 posted on 01/23/2007 10:16:24 AM PST by Vaquero ("An armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: null and void

Lol, Tom Cruise and Scientology are the gifts that keep on giving.


99 posted on 01/23/2007 10:17:33 AM PST by The Blitherer (I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself. -Reagan)
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To: Red Badger

Hollywood is a funny place. The liberal bastion that it is; so many gay actors have to stay in the closet because they know it will affect the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ if they make their debut out of it. And I don't hear Hollywood championing gay actors.


100 posted on 01/23/2007 10:17:41 AM PST by brooklyn dave (I face Mecca 5 times a day and all I see is some guy's tuchas.)
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