Hillay's Cabinet; predictions please...(the horror...)

vanity | 1/22/2007 | Geronimo

[Tzimisce]

State Department: Hugo Chavez

Defense Department: Cindy Sheehan

[GaltTrader]

Secretary of Protection: Bernardo Provenzano

[Frwy]

Let's first look at the qualifications of any Cabinet member.

1. Deaf - not Hearing Impaired, Stone Deaf-unable to hear.
2. Dumb - not as in stupid, dumb as in unable to speak.
3. Blind - but not as in Justice.
4. Must wear black suits and pint shirts.
5. Must not know much about Ron Brown or Vince Foster and the lengthy list of "others".
6. (Add some if you want to)

[Frwy]

Good one.

[wouldntbprudent]

Gorelick somewhere. UGH.

[FlyVet]

Ward Churchill, Bureau of Indian Affairs.

[FlyVet]

Katrina Vanden Heuvel as Press Sec or Comms Director

You should be banned for that.

[hosepipe]

Propaganda minister = Noah Chomsky...
Minister of Islamification = Cornel West

[Pagey]

I'm surprised no one has stated the obvious: Hands down, the Press Secretary would be Terry McAWFULiffe.

[RobbyS]

The law precludes that. Holbrrok as SoS.

[ntnychik]

Ooh, that's the scariest posting of "it" yet.

[jazusamo]

The law precludes that.

I didn't realize that, is it because he is retired military?

[ntnychik]

Vice President: Bill Richardson

Secretary of State: Susan Rice

Attorney General: Jamie Gorelick

Chief of Staff: Sid "Vicious" Blumenthal

Secretary of Commerce: Barack Obama
(think about that a minute)

Secretary of Defensiveness: Richard Clarke

Secretary of Education: Rob "Meathead" Reiner

National Security Advisor: Sandy Burglar

Secretary of Transportation: Broom Hilda

Secretary of the Interior: Someone whose slogan is "all your lands are belong to us"

Secretary of Homeland Security: Rahm Emanuel

Secretary of the Treasury: Oprah Winfrey

Secretary of Agriculture: NY State Dairy Princess

Press Secretary: Meredith Vieira

Dept. of Energy: Howard Dean

Dept. of Labor: Randi Weingarten

Secretary of Health and Human Services: Ahnold (Token Republican)

First Lady: Billerina

UN Ambassador: Max Cleland

[wodinoneeye]

Al Franken .....


(hmm even Hildeabeast wouldnt be that dim.....)

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I'm unable to do this exercise as I can't get past thinking of Hill's best position;

Secretary of Skank.

[combat_boots]

Sandy Berger will be elgible just in time.

You forgot of course.

Bill's law license will be restored, too.

[thegreatmalcolmx]

No, first sissy boy.

[Cymbaline]

Pretty good, but I thought mine was funnier.