Off topic, but that reminds me of a bit of doggerel I heard years ago...
At last I've met the perfect girl Like none I've known before, She's deaf and dumb and over sexed And owns a liquor store!
42 posted on 01/22/2007 2:13:15 PM PST by JimRed
("Hey, hey, Teddy K., how many girls did you drown today?" (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help m)