[atlaw]

Humans are not animals. We are the only ones who are not naked...

So if I put a sweater on my dog, he's no longer an animal? (And then there's that problem with the shower, where, I guess, we become naked animals for a half-hour or so each morning.)

[Sir Francis Dashwood]

So if I put a sweater on my dog, he's no longer an animal?

Does your dog knit?