[Plains Drifter]

Remember boys there's only two things the white man cares about in this country.
What time the game comes on on Sunday.
Is there enough propane to barbecue.

[Starboard]

"Remember boys there's only two things the white man cares about in this country.
What time the game comes on on Sunday.
Is there enough propane to barbecue."

What about the beer supply? Come to think of it, I'm at the re-order point right now. Better get ready for this afternoon's playoff games.