I have never had a ticket. I am 55 and will be 56 next month. I am a woman. Top That. Plus I live and drive in Los Angeles.
It's hard to get killed in LA in a traffic accident. The traffic never gets above 25 MPH and if you get in a fender bender the other driver gets out and shoots you. Technically you didn't die as a result of the accident.
That is because you cry when they pull you over.
(runs for cover)