El Jefe will institute some Purges that will be overlooked.
Bush or Cheney so much as utter a sentence critical of the lefty media and there is a "chill wind blowing" or shades of Mcarthyism running rampant from the administration.
Chavez shuts down all opposing media outlets and imprisons his political foes and its a paradise to the NY Times.
So everything in Caracas will be bright and rosy and hopeful and fresh-scrubbed smiling children will have free education and health care and subsidized apartments where they'll dance gaily around Maypoles all year long as food falls from the sky under the benevolent sunny smile of Uncle Hugo. Yes, nothing will ever go wrong, except if it can be blamed on the United States.
God, how I detest our media.