And my Mom asks why I don't go to church anymore. Maybe it was our dike minister that put me over the edge, but it was really their stance on gun control.
I'm a methodist, but I haven't been to church since I was 14 and my parents quit making me go to Sunday School. Just imagine trying to tell all the little old ladies and school teachers that their church is run by a bunch of anti-American left-wing nut-jobs.