To: GoldCountryRedneck
I understand that the funeral director said the family could save a buck or two by putting "Died of Water Intoxication" instead of Jennifer Strange's name.
"But how will they know who is buried there?" asked the husband.
"That's the beauty of it," replied the funeral director. "People will look at the epitaph and say "That's Strange."
32 posted on
01/18/2007 11:42:13 AM PST by
No Truce With Kings
(The opinions expressed are mine! Mine! MINE! All Mine!)
To: No Truce With Kings
Need a cymbal crash after that one!!!
36 posted on
01/18/2007 11:53:20 AM PST by
GoldCountryRedneck
("Idiocy - Never under estimate the power of stupid people in large numbers" - despair.com)
To: No Truce With Kings
Good idea! As an added bonus, he can use the same headstone for Susan Odd and Jack Weird.
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