[ApplegateRanch]

but...but...but...I thought the economy is in horrible shape because of Bush and we are all a paycheck away from homelessness.

The economy is in the dumper, and the evil rich people wasting this money is why I plan to introduce Senate legislation banning these wasteful practices, and confiscating transferring the cash to Democrat government coffers instead. It is time we taxed the rich more, if they can waste this much money on their children, instead of donating it to The Village that should be raising them.

I expect Speaker Pelosi to join me in this effort by introducing similar legislation in the House.

Oh, and it IS Bush's fault!

(ss) Hillary

[Sender]

Absolutely, we must end the inequalities of income once and for all. No child left at FAO Schwartz. The children who can't afford this will be traumatized and develop low self esteem. Democrats will deal with income inequality in their first 100 hours.

We'll take that exorbitant party money and harvest it for use in research against global warming and harmful sonar. We'll use it to teach kids not to eat meat or trust religion. We'll end military spending and fully fund the arts and entitlements for our millions of new citizens. My comrades, the North American village is within our grasp! We need little but a Democratic President to arm the detonator!