Were all the pundits wrong about Hillary's strength?

Reason Online, Rasmussen Reports ^ | 01.17.07 | David Weigel, Chris Reed

[Screamname]

Mia, I loved your bashing of Hitlerys "Gulping for air" chapter from her book...Here is my response when that abomination of a book came out in `03. Hitlery wants to talk fantasy? Then I say let`s go all the way baby!

JUNE 10, 2003

EXCLUSIVE

The initial draft that was rejected for Hitlery Rodhams new book "Living history"

In this exclsuive report, Screamname "The Ultimate Reporter" has obtained the initial draft from Hitlery Clintons new book "Living history". This initial draft was to be the chapter that described the last ladys shock and outrage over learning of her husbands affair with Monica Lewinsky. Screamname "The Ultimate Reporter" has learned that it was rejected by the publisher, and by Hitlery herself after much thought after it was decided as being "too descriptive, but still brutally honest". It was therefore replaced with a more permissible version to retain Hitlerys privacy while at the same time retaining the same brutal honesty which is her trademark.

Chapter 11: Gulping for Air

The shock and outrage when William revealed his affair with Monica

itlery ran to her William in the pouring rain as she could not help herself. The conspirators had tried and tried to destroy their love, but their love was immortal, eternal and knew no bounds.

Running out naked in the rain and dense fog and through a sunny field filled with chirping bluebirds toward her knight, she embraced her William like a iron clamp..

"My love! My love!" she said as she gulped for air.

Glorious music filled the air, harps and violins swelled and swelled to a bursting crescendo and they kissed, drinking in deeply the bottomless black pit of each others souls. They were as one and nothing could ever come between them again.

William picked up his true love in his arms as Disney characters frolicked about them and flowers sprouted from Hitlerys golden sunshine hair. Angels appeared in the sky with harps and heavens light cast down upon them as her Prince carried her over the threshold of the mansion of the plantation, the servants from the taxpayers cheering as they passed.

The rain poured harder and lighting began to strike, but golden sunshine showered down echoing the beating heart of love that Hitlery had for her Prince William. It was so long since they last met and again the music swelled as they passionately embraced each other.

William manly kicked open the door of the bedroom as smoke blew out his nostrils and he threw Hitlery onto the bed that had a canopy of lace and silk.

Harps and violins played as Hitlery said..

"My William, William my love! Thy conspirators, have they no shame? Are they blind to our love? Their deceit shall never seperate our immortal flesh! We shall rule the universe of space and time and their nonsense of an intern will be all for naught."

William suddenly grew silent and turned his head from her. Hitlery saw his sudden concern and said...

"William? What is it my love?"

"Hitlery, I have something to confess" he said as he sat down on the bed.

"What is it William my love?" said Hitlery as she stared deeply into his eyes, her hand on his cheek.

"I-I..I...I..... No I cannot tell you!" he said as he dramatically turned his head away raising the back of his hand over his face. He stood up and walked towards the window, the moonlight shining on his horns.

The music was dramatic now and Hitlery could tell William was deeply concerned and she walked to him laying her hand over his and looking up into his red eyes....

"William, you know I love you! Our love knows no bounds! We shall live through this and our love will grow stronger and stronger evermore until the universe is ours and I am supreme ruler of both space time and dimension!"

Hitlery could see the anguish growing in her Williams eyes and she said lovingly....

"William, the conspirators...W-w-what they said cannot be true! Tell me William"

William did not answer and hung his head low. The music grew ever more dramatic, low and intense...

"William answer me!"

Hitlery felt her heart beat ever harder as she began to gasp for air in her innocence...

"William, I know the conspirators lied about your rape of Juanita, your affair with Gennifer, you sexual assault of Katherine, your sexual assault of the airline stewardess, your sexual assault of Paula. I know this too must also be a lie! Tell me my love..Tell me the intern is also a lie!"

William said nothing but looked into Hitlerys eyes and his eyes said all she needed to know.

Hitlery stepped back from William and felt her heart fall into the bottomless pit of her soulessness. She raised her hand to her chest as the back of her other hand rose across her mouth...

"No! .N-N-N-NOOOOOOO NOOOO..Noooo!

What are your eyes telling mine? They doth reveal unto me a truth which I cannot accept lest mine heart be savaged!" as she felt herself gulping for air as the tears began to well in her eyes!

"Nooo" she said as she slapped him across the face and then ran from the room!

William cried out to her,

"My love! I was only trying to protect you and SoHo!"

"Beygone from me, mine heart it doth crack, begone forever you betraying beast!" said Hitlery as she ran and ran! The music swelled dramatically...she felt her life and her heart sink away from her, destroyed for evermore as she ran down the stairs naked and out through the front door of the mansion and towards her magnificent white stallion, Whitewater.

She jumped on the horse and it reared on it`s hind legs, whinnied and galloped away through the golden fields of mud as tears clouded her eyes.

"No NO NO!!" she cried louder and louder as she gulped and gulped and gulped and gulped and gulped for air..

"Noooo!"

Her William had deceived her and her heart was smashed into oblivion!

Whitewater sprinted across the meadows until Hitlery made it to the top of her favorite hillside, Hill Airy, and fell into a heap, in a wad of golden hay, and she cried and cried and cried!!

"How? Why? Seems he a dove, his feathers are but borrowed say I!"

All the thoughts she could not get out of her mind! The utterly unexpected betrayal of her innocence! She continued crying as heavens light shined down upon her, and she fell asleep.

Finally after several hours, she awoke only to find her William standing over her.

"You! I never want to see you again. Begone from me cad!" she screamed.

William hung his head low, and said

"OK, My love, I don`t blame you for hating me my love. But before I go, I have one word to say to you........Senator."

Hitlery stood up and clamped herself around her William with her legs. Their love was again eternal.

Stay tuned for the next episode from Hitlery Clinton, the renowed writer of romance...Tissues included with every book

[Common Tator]

Do you think she would be forced to take a running mate with a military background?

Maybe ... but the running mate would be kept in the background just like Gore was in 1992.

There were a lot of stories in 1992 about Bill Clinton only letting Gore go to small towns in states where Clinton was sure to win. And that is exactly what Bill Clinton did.

Hillary learned everthing she knows about politics from Bill. She may not trust him but she certainly respects his political judgement and especially the way he runs campaigns.

She will run her campaign very much as Bill ran his in 1992.

In 1992 Clinton knew that he had to win some southern states so he selected a southern senator.

Hillary needs to win Florida and Ohio. She might very well select a politician from one of those two states.

The Democrats and many moderates think we are wasting our time fighting the war on terror. It has been over 5 years since we have been attacked. If we are not attacked again before the election in 2008, the voters may very well be in favor of an anti military VP.

What the polls say at the time will determine who Hillary picks for a VP.

If she is having trouble getting the nomination, look for her to pick a VP before the convention. If she has it made she will wait until she has the nomination in hand.

[Mia T]

Perhaps the 12th-hour DUI hit had something to do with it.

[Mia T]

Boring and corrupt or corruptible are prerequisites. But even if Obama were both, hillary would never pick him.

 

"It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can keep him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty important." 

Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr
THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT?
clinton legacy of lynching update
by Mia T, 7.23.05

Ironically, the logic of this pronouncement by Martin Luther King would, in short order, be refuted by the reality of his own lynching. King's hope was misplaced and his reasoning was circular. The resultant rule of law relied on by King presumed an adherence to the rule of law in the first instance.

Adherence to the rule of law is not something normally associated with the clintons. Moreover, racial and ethnic disrespect, intimidation, exploitation and hate have always been a fundamental clinton tactic and the reflexive use the "N"-word and other racial and ethnic slurs, an essential element in the clinton lexicon. When the "first black president" and his wife ran Arkansas, the NAACP sued them for intimidating black voters at the polls.

The Curious Candidacy of Carol Moseley Braun:
an Extension of clinton drag and drop and legacy of lynching
by Mia T, 2.20.03

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[mo]

"Obama will be a mere whiff in the wind by 2008....."

Nonsense. the BEST thing for the Dems re Obama is to have a white, redneck, right wing christain conservative gun nut in the dock for his assassination.......

[pinz-n-needlez]

Paging Quidam! LOL

[pinz-n-needlez]

Thanks for the common sense reminders.

I'm so thankful we've got you at full strength to help guide us through this election. ;-)

[pinz-n-needlez]

And a bump before bed. ;-)

[Mia T]

Good night :)

[jla]

Sundry graphics and hyperlinks ping

[jla]

"I'll be back soon"

[Mia T]

Sweet. Looks familiar. ;)
Not Ireland again, I presume. ;)

[jla]

No, I think one could spot one up around L.I. though.

[jla]

Sweet. Looks familiar. ;)

OK, reckon my prev remark was redundant.

[E.G.C.]

BTTT

[IrishRainy]

That was hysterical! Did you write it?

[Screamname]

Yes, I wrote it when her book of fiction "Lying History" came out and the NY Post had an excerpt of her "Gulping for air" chapter. I read it and thought it was such absolute baloney, I mean what the hell is that, she says she was "gulping for air"?? lol! What is she a goldfish? So I thought I would mock it, make it even more ridiculous, and send it to the NY Post, but they wouldn`t print it. Matter of fact I sent it to a few papers but none of them would. I guess they didn`t want to feel the wrath of the Hitlery beast.

[Churchillspirit]

Thanks.

I always appreciate your views.

[Common Tator]

I totally agree with you.

Great thread as usual Mia T.

[Common Tator]

You are just way too kind.

Thanks for your encouraging statements.

I don't deserve them but thank you so very much for posting them.