Life would be a lot easier if real-life Muslims were all that dumb, that's all I can say.
Where I live darkly tinted windows are illegal, so if you see a black Suburbans or Explorers (depending on who the fleet contract was let to that year), you know it's some government bigshot. You'd have to be an idiot not to know. My dog knows.
You know, I thought dark tinted windows were illegal where I live too. But a ton of people have them.