[rintense]

No... no... you and Mr. Fairview can stick to tiddlywinks and cheeze wiz while Jack and I do things to that cheap hotel room that most thought only balding, no-talent rockers did.

[Fairview]

Hah! You don't have the medical knowledge I have to do truly bizarre things. And Jack likes me better than you because I'm a good shot, so when the Muslims come for us, Jack and I can stand shoulder to shoulder blasting away. Except I hold my gun better than Jack does his.

[ichabod1]

I know somebody that knows somebody that slept with Kiefer Sutherland. Apparently he uh... gets around.